Confess anything you want about Nickelodeon/TeenNick/Nicktoons Network.The confessions are open and the submissions are open.
Yes, I know. There are a ton of these Nickelodeon Confessions. If I don't get any confession then I will post/reblog anything nickelodeon.
Nickelodeon Confessions
“After meeting him at a convention, I have developed the biggest, dumbest crush on Carlos Alazraqui. I showed a picture of him to one of my teachers at school and she said he looked like her doctor. Disturbingly, said doctor is a gynecologist. Cue uncomfortable images of Mr. Crocker and Rocko giving….examinations.”
“I don’t see why Poof has fans. He’s just a Gary Stu with no personality who doesn’t do anything to help unless it’s something big. Also, Wanda’s hurting Timmy over losing him in “Bad Heir Day.” Child abuse much? Goddamn purple ball….”
“When I was in middle school, I was teased for liking Danny Phantom and Fairly Odd Parents. I went through a phase from 8th to 10th grade where I hated DP for ruining my life. However, thanks to one of my friends, I was able to love the show again. As for Fairly Oddparents, it took me from 8th to the summer of 2011 (11th going into 12th) to love it again due to bullying and the overall lack of interest thanks to Poof.”
“I heard that Nickelodeon was going to make another English dub of Death Note. I don’t know if this is true, but if it is, I’m glad they didn’t. they would RUIN it.”
“I honestly feel like Victorians and Victoria Justice’s fans take Victoria for granted. I also have a feeling Victoria feels the same way. She feels like her fans take her for granted and will leave her.”
“My class and I took a tour of a local college. The tour guide’s name? Mr. Crocker. Just imagine our faces trying not to laugh or make “FAIRY GOD PARENTS!” jokes.”
“When I first saw El Tigre, Frida instantly reminded me of Kid! Noodle from Gorillaz, fashion-wise. I thought she was my clone, considering how I loved punk-rock music like her, firey personality, and how we both had a rival who treated us like crap. Though looking back now, the only thing we have in common is our music tastes and hyperactivity. No offense, she’s selfish and impulsive, while I think of others before myself.”
“For March 15th (FOP reference), I wore a pair of 3D glasses (minus the lens), a white collared shirt, black sweat pants, and a black headband In front of my shirt (didn’t have any black ties) to school. It was kinda awkward when the teachers asked why I was wearing the glasses, but everyone loved it in the end.”
“I hate how the so-called “90’s kids” are so snobby about kids born after 1999. “OHMAHGAWD THOSE TWO THOUSANDS KIDS!!! THEIR GENERATIONS SUCKS! THEY’RE SO MEAN, THANK GOD WE’RE NOT THEM!” It’s so fucking annoying. And seriously, you can’t even mention a funny commercial or promo from after 1999 without them going “Oh. The 90’s were better.” It’s like a dumb status symbol DEAR 90’S CHILDREN: SHUT UP. Sincerely, sane people.”
